Friday, June 18, 2004
skinny does it
fashion tips for looking or feeling skinnier than you really are, from a non-fashionista (no relation to fetishforfashion.blogspot.com):
1) big butt?
- the word is 'hipsters'. be it pants, jeans, or skirts. (bermudas and culottes are no-nos. avoid at all cost.)
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who is a "butt" person. ie, one who appreciates the fine art of ample derrieres. this will allow you freedom in booty-flaunting.
2) bumpy tummy?
- do NOT tuck shirt in.
- ensure pants or skirts do not have bulky buttons or zips on the front. flat-fronted pants and skirts preferable.
- knickers/thongs should sufficiently cover and support bumpy tummy area.
- when sitting, keep in upright position. slouching is bad and tummy folds are unflattering.
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who has a bumpier tummy than you. walking beside him will make you feel instantly skinnier.
3) mosquito bites for boobs?
- padded bras, one of the greatest modern invention for womenkind. t-shirt bras highly recommended. (note: bust curve necessary to offset big butt and create an illusion of smaller waistline.)
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who is not a "boob" person. ie, is a "butt" person.
4) wide hips?
- see (1).
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who desires many offsprings, so child-bearing hips will be fully justified.
5) flabby arms?
- avoid sleeveless tops, halter tops, spaghetti-straps, tube-tops, togas, etc. unless worn in accompaniment with cardigan or see-through shirt.
- invest only in cap-sleeves, short-sleeves, three-quarter-sleeves, long-sleeves.
- alternatively, borrow boyfriend/husband/lover's shirts. for that rugged "i have a boyfriend/husband/lover and i'm so skinny and cute that i can fit into his shirt" look.
more fashion tips to looking or feeling skinnier than you really are? the non-fashionista is here to help.
*disclaimer: 100% success in looking or feeling deceivingly skinny not guaranteed.
* posted by izadnhana at 3:17 AM
1) big butt?
- the word is 'hipsters'. be it pants, jeans, or skirts. (bermudas and culottes are no-nos. avoid at all cost.)
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who is a "butt" person. ie, one who appreciates the fine art of ample derrieres. this will allow you freedom in booty-flaunting.
2) bumpy tummy?
- do NOT tuck shirt in.
- ensure pants or skirts do not have bulky buttons or zips on the front. flat-fronted pants and skirts preferable.
- knickers/thongs should sufficiently cover and support bumpy tummy area.
- when sitting, keep in upright position. slouching is bad and tummy folds are unflattering.
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who has a bumpier tummy than you. walking beside him will make you feel instantly skinnier.
3) mosquito bites for boobs?
- padded bras, one of the greatest modern invention for womenkind. t-shirt bras highly recommended. (note: bust curve necessary to offset big butt and create an illusion of smaller waistline.)
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who is not a "boob" person. ie, is a "butt" person.
4) wide hips?
- see (1).
- alternatively, find a boyfriend/husband/lover who desires many offsprings, so child-bearing hips will be fully justified.
5) flabby arms?
- avoid sleeveless tops, halter tops, spaghetti-straps, tube-tops, togas, etc. unless worn in accompaniment with cardigan or see-through shirt.
- invest only in cap-sleeves, short-sleeves, three-quarter-sleeves, long-sleeves.
- alternatively, borrow boyfriend/husband/lover's shirts. for that rugged "i have a boyfriend/husband/lover and i'm so skinny and cute that i can fit into his shirt" look.
more fashion tips to looking or feeling skinnier than you really are? the non-fashionista is here to help.
*disclaimer: 100% success in looking or feeling deceivingly skinny not guaranteed.
* posted by izadnhana at 3:17 AM
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
sweet dreams
found a shopping companion while on msn, i did. so i went rampant on a white and pink spree. am feeling cotton candyish. or as the pic below suggests, cotton woolish.
ouh, could someone please spot me 89 buckeroos for this skirt? pweety please? it'll match my white house, you know. *sigh* we didn't manage to start on the shoe search, coz i heeded the collective evil call for chocolate. and an equally delicious baby called wawa...
izad & i had been to max brenners choc bar @ esplanade a year ago, and haven't been there since. he got dizzy from the incredibly rich Suckao choc concoction then.
but i think the gals liked it vair much, despite the hazard of getting a scalded tongue from sucking hot choc up the metal straw-spoon thingy too quickly. ah, but more evil awaits...
the scent of belgian waffles topped with strawberries, bananas (gak!) and ice-cream, and three different types of choc fondue dips with marshmallows and cake. then it got quite, er, disturbing when fiz started licking out the white choc dip dish. hur hur.
i'd smeared chocs on wawa's cheeks with the sole intention of gobbling her up whole *again*. but her ummi had a firm grip on her child, and proceeded to do the maternal thing - lick her offspring clean.
poor wawa was put aside while her ummi and the aunties were immersed in sinful pursuit. so young and seen so much evil. bad, bad aunties!
* posted by izadnhana at 9:53 PM
ouh, could someone please spot me 89 buckeroos for this skirt? pweety please? it'll match my white house, you know. *sigh* we didn't manage to start on the shoe search, coz i heeded the collective evil call for chocolate. and an equally delicious baby called wawa...
izad & i had been to max brenners choc bar @ esplanade a year ago, and haven't been there since. he got dizzy from the incredibly rich Suckao choc concoction then.
but i think the gals liked it vair much, despite the hazard of getting a scalded tongue from sucking hot choc up the metal straw-spoon thingy too quickly. ah, but more evil awaits...
the scent of belgian waffles topped with strawberries, bananas (gak!) and ice-cream, and three different types of choc fondue dips with marshmallows and cake. then it got quite, er, disturbing when fiz started licking out the white choc dip dish. hur hur.
i'd smeared chocs on wawa's cheeks with the sole intention of gobbling her up whole *again*. but her ummi had a firm grip on her child, and proceeded to do the maternal thing - lick her offspring clean.
poor wawa was put aside while her ummi and the aunties were immersed in sinful pursuit. so young and seen so much evil. bad, bad aunties!
* posted by izadnhana at 9:53 PM
Friday, June 04, 2004
testosterone
testing
* posted by izadnhana at 8:26 AM
* posted by izadnhana at 8:26 AM